when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is
I hope my back didn’t break your knife.
dear professor i couldn’t finish my homework because life is pointless
parents : you can’t have any problems you are just a teenager
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves